Kakashi’s heart nearly stopped in his chest, shamefully close to overwhelmed at just the chance to gush about his favorite book to the author himself. Excitement lit his face as he leaned across his sensei’s lap without a care in the world for the fact that he was blocking the poor man from finishing his ramen.
“It was absolutely incredible!” he claimed. “The drama! The intrigue! But you ended it on such a cliff hanger! Will there be a sequel?” Jiraiya boomed out a laugh and ruffled his hair, also ignoring Minato’s squawk of distress that they were getting hair in his soup.
“Well of course there’s going to be a sequel! I have a whole series planned!”
“Amazing!”
“Guys, come on, let a man eat in peace will you?”
Minato made a concerted effort to push the two of them out of his personal space but it was to no avail. Both of them ignored him like immovable rocks will ignore the wind.
“Will Junko truly confess in the next book!?”
“Ho ho! You’ll have to wait and see!”
Despairing over the ramen which would surely be cold by the time he finally had a chance to eat it, Minato wondered why he had ever introduced his sensei to his student. He really should have known better.
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Visual aid provided, my dearest.
What’s that you see in the background? The drawing you did for me of Madara in a crop top? Why yes, of COURSE he watches over me always. u.u
Tobirama: Poseidon and Hades. He’s the God of
the Sea from birth and God of the Death as punishment. He was blamed for a
crime he didn’t commit and was sent to rule the underworld. Even in banishment
he stills keeps up on what happens in Konoha (The Olympus) thanks to other gods.
Matatabi is Cerberus.
Hashirama: Demeter. He’s the King of the Gods
and older brother of Tobirama. He and his clan managed to defeat Cronos and the
Titans (Hagomoro and his family) thanks to his alliance with the other clans,
including the Uchiha. He and his brother haven’t spoken since the day that
Tobirama was banished from Konoha. At that time he didn’t want to hear his
version of the events even though he begged and now he’s too ashamed of his
actions to try to approach him.
Madara: Ares, God of War. He was the one who condemned Tobirama for
attacking his brother Izuna from behind and almost causing his death. His idea
was to make him rot in hell but THAT BASTARD IS ENJOYING IT! AND IF HE HAD
TO HEAR AGAIN TO HASHIRAMA CRYING ABOUT HOW MUCH HIS LITTLE BROTHER SHOULD HATE
HIM HE WAS GOING TO SEND HIM TO THE UNDERWORLD AS A NEW HABITANT!!
Touka: Artemis, Goddess of the Moon and
the Hunt. She’s also the one who keeps an eye over Tobirama’s domain while he
is exiled. She often goes to the underworld to visit his cousin and ask him how
the hell does he managed to control his kingdom with subjects like the
Uzumaki’s sea nymphs (Actually said clan’s his greatest ally and the cousins
Mito and in minor grade Kushina his seconds in command). At the request of
Tobirama, she has yet to turn Hashirama into a jackapole.
Minato: Apollo, God of the Sun. He is the
youngest of the main gods and the only one who doesn’t belong to any clan. He
is the adopted son of Jiraiya, a human hero who achieved immortality thanks to
his efforts in war. Tobirama found him one day when he was young and saved him
from death. He never told anyone the reason, although many suspect that it was
because he reminded him of his younger brother, Kawarama, who was devoured by
Hagomoro as a child. While Hashirama is considered the most powerful god, there
is no doubt that the efforts of the “Konoha Yellow Flash” were vital for their
victory. Contrary to the numerous rumors that claim him the father of at least
twenty children’s the only women he sees is the warrior sea nymph Kushina, whom
he has been totally smitten with since kids (In Atlantis there’s a betting pool
about how long until he ask permission to start the courtship. Tobirama’s the
one who start it).
Izuna: Zeus, God of the Thunder and Madara’s
younger brother. Since the end of the war he was put into a healing comma. Until
he wake up there’s no way to know what really happened that day.
Kagami, Hiruzen, Koharu,
Torifu, Danzou and Homura: Demigods who spend most of their time in the Underworld since Kagami was
send to a mission there. Tobirama always have a soft spot for children’s so he
let them stay there, where he knew no other gods would try to harm them. Mito, Touka
and the children’s are plotting about how get immortality to stay as Tobirama’s
helpers. The hardest part’s find a way to make it before Madara realized
exactly who’s his son and friends beloved “sensei”.